We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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