just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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