it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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