I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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