Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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