Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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