accomplished twins. life is a go
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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