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I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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