its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
