If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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