not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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