it hurts more in the daytime
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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