Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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