At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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