Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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