Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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