I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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