Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?