Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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