I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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