is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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