forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just cropdusted the office
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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