only if we run a train.
done.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
