And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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