i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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