I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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