do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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