Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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