Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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