My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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