U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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