I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just forgot I was standing up.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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