I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
should my penis look like a turkey
How's work?
Spinning.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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