Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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