Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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