I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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