Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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