it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
