i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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