Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Watching her eat just hurts me
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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