Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
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