that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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