Fine. I'll sleep in my office
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
