And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I can't turn off my feet"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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