bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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