No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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