You're my little dorito
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just gargled with NyQuil
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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