I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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