I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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