why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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