i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Randomize
