Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If that was your dad, he is hot
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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