I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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