You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My penis needs a shock collar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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