he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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