Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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