Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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