This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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