Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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